Mark Wieting
I've been reading the comics for a long time. There are old favorites like "Blondie" and newer ones that also hit home like "Zits," and, especially, "Pickles." Then there are ones I often simply don't get, notably "Frazz." The often sick but often funny "Wumo" counterbalances the tamer and equally funny "Sherman's Lagoon." Nothing wrong with a shark being a shark and occasionally eating a "hairy beach ape" like you or me.
So what's the point of this entry? A recent series in the comic strip "For Better or Worse" hit home. Mike, who's been yearning for his 16th birthday so he can finally get his driver's license, finally makes 16 and, having taken driver's ed and possessing the supreme confidence that ignorance can bring, heads off to the DMV to take his road test already knowing he'll come back with his license. His examiner has a fixed sneer on his face and is not about to make it easy on Mike. Worse, Mike's girlfriend just that morning has told him she's smitten with another guy and they are done. Thoughts of her creep into his mind as he tries to parallel park and perform other parts of the test. He fails. He's reluctant to go home and admit that he's failed. How is he going to tell his dad that he failed when he gets home from work? How embarrassing! He'd been so confident!
Next scene: dad returns home from work and says, "How'd it go today? You know, I failed my first time!" Like Alka-Seltzer at the right time, oh what a relief it is for Mike to hear that.
When we were 16, I remember some discussion about the best place to take your test and I believe the two choices were Lombard [on Westmore, where the DMV is now??] or Itasca, and the consensus was that Itasca was "easier."
Itasca, June 1961: I fail the first time, too. The common wisdom in those days was that the examiners were harder on the boys, failing almost all of them, while passing most of the girls, who being more sensible than 16-year-old boys, were much less likely to speed or "lay patches." Or drag race [Morgan are you listening?]. So a failure on first try was not complete ignominy.
July 1961: the stakes are higher because if I fail a second time, my entire life will be riding on the third try. Fail that and my life would essentially be over because I'd have to wait 6 MORE MONTHS for the fourth try. It would be 1962 by the time I could drive and I'd be the last in the class to be able to ask my parents to borrow the car.
I fail again. The key moment was when I was asked to pull to the side of the road and stop, to make sure I got entirely off the road and to test whether I would a activate my turn signal before I reentered the roadway. Problem: the shoulder of the road was gravel, and my mother's car was stick shift. Releasing the clutch at a fairly fast rate of speed, I spun the tires on the gravel shoulder. "Whoa, boy! You're not planting potatoes!" the examiner basically shouted at me. Done. Done. Done.
Later in July 1961, with much more practice behind the wheel, especially on gravel, I pass and I don't remember anything about that test except for the fact that I passed.
So I'm wondering, since almost all of you have passed your driver's test, what are your memories?
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